Nicholas Stix, Uncensored: Respect Indigenous Cultures! (Graphic)

Saturday, June 10, 2023

By An Old Friend

Anonymous said...: Respect Indigenous cultures?Okay,once they respect ME--Chief Rodney Dangerfield.THAT means,letting me win once in a while at their lousy casinos--talk about getting SCALPED.

But me and the Indians actually have a lot in common.

They get married to squaws;I got married to a woman who squawks.

They lived in a teepee;Whenever I'd use the bathroom in my house,there was never any T.P. on the roller--I had to replace it EVERY TIME.

Indians used to trade wampum with cowboys for GOODS;I traded lots of wampum with my wife to get SERVICED--but only on my birthday--if I was lucky. A real Indian giver,that one.

I'll tell you,no respect--no respect at all.

Yeah,maybe someday,me and the Indians can can smokem peace pipe. On second thought--forget it. I hear,printed on the side of those things is a warning from the Surgeon General:"Inhaling peace pipe may lead to temporary,psychological feelings of not being respected."

Just what I need.

--GRA; Sunday, June 11, 2023 at 1:33:00 AM EDT
jeigheff said...: That's a scream! Especially if Rodney Dangerfield never said those things.; Sunday, June 11, 2023 at 9:36:00 PM EDT
Anonymous said...: Never did,unless it was on the "Afterlife Tonight Show,"lol.

--GRA; Monday, June 12, 2023 at 12:51:00 AM EDT

Nicholas Stix, Uncensored