Monday, June 04, 2012

BREAKING NEWS IN KNOXVILLE!: New Judge Hears "Little Birdies" Talking to Him

By David in TN

Judge Jon Kerry Blackwood has—again—granted new trials to all four defendants in the Knoxville Horror. Knox County Deputy District Attorney General Leland Price has responded by asking Blackwood to step down.

According to Price, Blackwood says "little birdies are putting thoughts in my head."

Blackwood is acting as if the recent state Supreme Court ruling never happened. No hearing is to be held.

N.S. Yet another insane judge in Knoxville. Is someone pumping something funny into the ventilation at the Knox County Courthouse?

1 comment:

Church of Jed said...

We cherish and adore the distinguished, esteemed, and renowned crazy judges in Kville.

Who else would do such a good job of keeping Channon Christian and Christoper Newsome on the minds of White Kville?

"Through the screams, tears, and death throes of Channon Christian, we are redeemed for our White privilege and restored back to our natural relation with Whiteness."

-Rev. Jed DeValleyism, "Even black lynching victims didn't have get it as bad as Channon did- they weren't interraciall raped," 2004