By A Texas Reader
Tue, Dec 21, 2021 9:56 p.m.
EXCLUSIVE: Pictured, the rookie cop, 26, who gave raunchy lap dances at police Christmas party and says "I go after what I want and I don't stop until I get it"
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ATR: She failed as a real estate agent.
So, she wants a guaranteed pay check..
Cops in suburban Plano, Texas have starting salaries at $70,000 annually.
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REMAKE OF TONIGHT SHOW SKIT WITH JACK WEBB AND JOHNNY CARSON(YOU KNOW THE ONE)
This is the city--New York.
Some people do lap dances for pleasure.
Some, because its there. You never know.
My name's Mekuli-- I’m a cop.
I had attended the police Christmas party,when a few days later,I got a call from my gynecologist--there’d been a positive reading on my urinalysis.
Doc: There’s been a confirmed reading in your test.
Mekuli:What does it say?
Doc:You have the clap.
Mekuli:The clap?
Doc: Yea, you know that disease you get when you rub your vagina against something with bacteria?What do you do for a living?
Mekuli: I'm with NYPD.
Doc: So this is Cop clap.
Mekulu:Cop clap?
Doc:Yes ma'am--clap caught by cops.Now can I have the facts?How do you think you caught this Cop clap?
Mekuli:All I can think of,is I did a lap dance or two at a Christmas party for fellow police officers,a few days ago.
Doc:(writing)So it's Christmas Cop Clap?
Mekuli:I suppose so.
Doc:I need the names of the officers you gave the lap dances to.
Mekuli: Claude Cooper and Kerry Collins.
Doc:Uh huh(writing).What type of furniture were you sitting on when this lapdance took place?
Mekuli:A club chair and a couch.
Doc:Figures.
Mekuli:So you think...
Doc:That’s right ! That’s right! I think,while sitting on a couch,you contracted Christmas Cop clap from Claude Cooper and Kerry Collins. Do you know where this Claude Cooper is from?
Mekuli: Yea, Cleveland.
Doc: That figures,that figures--and Collins?
Mekuli:Kentucky.
Doc:Uh huh.
Mekuli:But doctor,why do you think,Cleveland’s Claude Cooper and Kentucky's Kerry Collins would give me Christmas Cop Clap on a club chair or a couch?
Doc: Only one reason.
Mekuli: And what’s that?
Doc:They were contagious.
--GRA
"Cops in suburban Plano, Texas have starting salaries at $70,000 annually."
Honestly not a bad starting salary. And pension very good too. Quite often about 3/4 of your final salary if you make the requisite number of years.
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