Sunday, December 12, 2021

Jussie Smollett as Subway Pitch Man?




By N.S.

I don’t always pull hate crime hoaxes, but when I do, I always cap them off with a delicious, Subway hero!

Jussie Smollett

Chicago PD Superintendent Eddie Johnson:

“Another suspicious sign was that Smollett’s Subway tuna sandwich, which he told cops he’d been walking home with at the time of the attack, was still in good shape after the supposed beating.

“He comes back, gets attacked in a supposed hate crime, and during all this scuffle, they poured bleach on him, when he got up and went into his apartment building, he got up and still had that Subway sandwich with him. That doesn’t happen,” Johnson said.

“When people get attacked like that, whatever belongings they have out there, they usually leave it until the police can go back with them because they’re afraid,” he added.

The Osundairo brothers were reportedly paid $3,500 to stage the attack nearly three years ago.

“This guy had the sandwich in his hand and it had never been touched. That was a real tipping point to us that something was amiss,” he said.



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

To be fair,the bread Subway uses,is so stale--it's conceivable the sandwich could survive a roadside bomb explosion without damage.

--G R A

Anonymous said...

“This guy had the sandwich in his hand and it had never been touched. That was a real tipping point to us that something was amiss,”

Genius at work folks. Lo and behold. Superintendents Chicago PD across the board almost all I can remember not such smart guys. Rather pedestrian as they say if even that.