Sun, May 22, 2022 7:54 p.m.
Rural West Texas Official Arrested, Charged with Stealing Cattle
https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/texas-news/rural-west-texas-official-arrested-charged-with-stealing-cattle/2974479/
Hysterical!
Loving County has fewer humans than cattle.
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JOHN WAYNE AND JIMMY STEWART HANDLE THIS COW RUSTLING CASE.
Motive?A shortage of beef down there--supply chain problems?Skeet Jones,71,the perp.
Bring in John Wayne.
Wayne:Skeet,we haven't had a cattle thief around these parts in many moons.
Skeet:Whatta ya gonna do to me Sheriff?
Wayne:I think we're gonna make you listen to one of Judge Jimmy Stewart's poems,pilgrim.
Skeet:NO--NOT THAT!
Stewart:I-I-I wrote this one just for you,Mr.Jones(clears throat).
Wayne:Take those earplugs out,Skeet,or I'll have him recite THREE poems.
Skeet:I'm sorry,Sheriff.
Wayne:Okay,Judge Stewart.
Stewart:
Y-Y-You,may be an important official.
And your excuse may be,you needed the beef.
But in the Old West,where me and "Duke" come from,
You ain't nuthin' but a common cow thief.
Skeet:STOP,PLEASE--I can't stand listening to Jimmy Stewart's poetry.
Wayne:Shuddup,Jones--continue--your honor.
Stewart:
At YOUR age,you should've known better.
And you damn well,don't have an excuse.
I'd hang you myself,'cept for one thing:
I've forgotten how to make up a noose.
The end.
Wayne:Now get outta here Skeet--and consider this a warning.
Skeet:Yes,Sheriff,thank you Judge.
--GRA
Judge Roy Bean at your service sir. Matt Dillon still alive and working cases.
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