tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24200494.post6167953623731378396..comments2024-03-29T06:02:28.844-04:00Comments on Nicholas Stix, Uncensored: Rustlers on the Loose! Let's Have a Necktie Party! Rural West Texas Official Arrested, Charged with Stealing CattleNicholashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12372393717833610657noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24200494.post-88334069658615236402022-05-23T07:59:42.912-04:002022-05-23T07:59:42.912-04:00Judge Roy Bean at your service sir. Matt Dillon st...Judge Roy Bean at your service sir. Matt Dillon still alive and working cases.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24200494.post-50857075071376836162022-05-23T01:26:41.793-04:002022-05-23T01:26:41.793-04:00JOHN WAYNE AND JIMMY STEWART HANDLE THIS COW RUSTL...JOHN WAYNE AND JIMMY STEWART HANDLE THIS COW RUSTLING CASE.<br /><br />Motive?A shortage of beef down there--supply chain problems?Skeet Jones,71,the perp.<br /><br /> Bring in John Wayne.<br /><br />Wayne:Skeet,we haven't had a cattle thief around these parts in many moons.<br /><br />Skeet:Whatta ya gonna do to me Sheriff?<br /><br />Wayne:I think we're gonna make you listen to one of Judge Jimmy Stewart's poems,pilgrim.<br /><br />Skeet:NO--NOT THAT!<br /><br />Stewart:I-I-I wrote this one just for you,Mr.Jones(clears throat).<br /><br />Wayne:Take those earplugs out,Skeet,or I'll have him recite THREE poems.<br /><br />Skeet:I'm sorry,Sheriff.<br /><br />Wayne:Okay,Judge Stewart.<br /><br />Stewart:<br />Y-Y-You,may be an important official.<br />And your excuse may be,you needed the beef.<br />But in the Old West,where me and "Duke" come from,<br />You ain't nuthin' but a common cow thief.<br /><br />Skeet:STOP,PLEASE--I can't stand listening to Jimmy Stewart's poetry.<br /><br />Wayne:Shuddup,Jones--continue--your honor.<br /><br />Stewart:<br />At YOUR age,you should've known better.<br />And you damn well,don't have an excuse.<br />I'd hang you myself,'cept for one thing:<br />I've forgotten how to make up a noose.<br /><br /> The end.<br />Wayne:Now get outta here Skeet--and consider this a warning.<br /><br />Skeet:Yes,Sheriff,thank you Judge.<br /><br />--GRAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com