Mets GM in White Plains DWI Arrest, Suspended by Team

By "W"
Sent: Wed, Sep 1, 2021 7:42 pm

Mets GM in White Plains DWI Arrest

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9948557/Acting-Mets-GM-Zack-Scott-arrested-DWI-White-Plains-cops-asleep-wheel.html?ito=push-notification&ci=IWk_Hy6VU3&si=27579298&ai=9948557#comments

https://nypost.com/2021/09/01/mets-gm-zack-scott-busted-for-drunk-driving-in-white-plains/

https://nypost.com/2021/09/01/zack-scotts-mets-fate-was-sealed-long-before-dwi-arrest/

A couple of questions by this ole righthander, or, had I ever made it to the Big Show with my knuckleball, new ground could have been broken by describing me as a "crafty right-hander" [we know, w/o exception, "crafty" is only employed to describe left-handers]:

OK, so, why were the Mets having a fund-raiser at the home of billionaire hedge fund owner Steve Cohen? Has his financial bubble burst? 

The fund-raiser was held in a town named White Plains, NY. How can any place be named White without being cancelled?

How did he earn a DWI? His car was parked and he was asleep. He didn't fall asleep while motoring on the road.

Just asking....

A colleague answers: They can and will get you if you're sleeping one off in your car (I speak not from experience). I've read that that even goes for being in your own driveway.