Sunday, August 29, 2021

Meanwhile, Fake President Joe Biden Literally Falls Asleep on the Job, While Meeting with the Anonymous PM of Israel (Even His Own Kids Don’t Know His Name!)

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Sunday, August 29, 2021 at 12:51:00 A.M. EDT

Tough Day:

Wake up, see a strange, older woman in the room with him (Jill);

Struggle to change Depends;

Exhausted, he takes a nap—for two hours;

Wake up, and change Depends again;

Breakfast brought in at 11 a.m. Spills hot coffee on himself, sending the tray with food on it, flying to the side. Asks waiter who he is.

“Me, sir?”

“No—who the hell am I?”

“You’re the President of the United States!”


Escorted to the shower, where he sits down and gets breakfast soaped and rinsed off of him.

“When’s breakfast?” Biden asks.

“Tomorrow morning, sir, lunch is in an hour.”

“I need a nap.”

“Sir, the Israeli Prime Minister is here for lunch.”

“So, WHAT?”

2 P.M. Biden escorted to the White House guest area.

The Israeli Prime Minister comes in, while Biden is lowered into his chair.

“Hello, Mr.President.”


Not much longer for “President” Biden. He sleeps as much as Tommy Lasorda reportedly did, as guest coach with the faux NY Mets.


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