Saturday, September 17, 2011

Congratulations Miss Angola, Leila Lopes, You are Miss Universe 2011!

By Nicholas Stix

It seems that we have made a mistake, for which we at WEJB/NSU apologize. We were going through our photo files in recent days for a Miss Universe spread, saw the pix of newly elected Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt and, based on Miss Thorning-Schmidt’s astonishing beauty, assumed that she must have been the Miss Universe winner.

We have since been informed that the Miss Universe pageant, while billed by its owner, Donald Trump, as a beauty pageant, is in fact nothing of the sort, and instead is some sort of worldwide female affirmative action program.

And so, without further adieu, we congratulate Miss Angola, Leila Lopes, on being given the Miss Universe 2011 crown!





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