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Brian Stelter out at cnn as embattled network cancels his show
cnn personality Brian Stelter is leaving the network during an ongoing shakeup at the left-leaning cable news outlet, he confirmed on thursday.
https://nypost.com/2022/08/18/brian-stelter-to-leave-cnn-reliable-sources-program-canceled/
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"I'm OUT,Jerry--they fired me."
"But you're their greatest employee--isn't that what you've always told me?"
"That's why they did it--and I'm White.That fruit,Lemon,can't stand having White guys like me around--who know what they're doing,Jerry."
"What exactly did you do over at CNN?"
"I have no idea--it's all a blur.To tell you the truth,I think that pill they made me take,when I walked in the door everyday,made me say things that I had no idea what I was talking about."
"Which is different from the rest of your day...how?"
"No,I mean it.I don't believe in immigration and clot shots,yet there I was--pushing our viewers to agree to both."
"Hey,this just fell out of your pocket,George.Is this one of those pills they made you take?
"YES,YES."
"Hmmm,a tic-tac--a very powerful,mind altering drug."
"Allll riiight.You just like ruining my theories,don't you?"
"It's why I wake up every morning with a smile on my face.That,and I'm having sex with Elaine again."
"BYE,Jerry."
--GRA
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COSTANZA'S FAREWELL SPEECH AFTER BEING FIRED FROM CNN(IT'S CALLED SHRINKAGE)
MONDAY, AUG 22, 2022 - 04:20 PM
Authored by Steve Watson via Summit News,
In his last broadcast on CNN after being sacked, Brian Stelter proved one final time that he has a complete lack of self awareness by stating that “the free world needs a reliable source,” and “we must make sure we don’t give platforms to those lying to our faces”.
(GRA:play laugh track here.)
Stelter played a reel of old footage of himself on a TV next to his now balder, more engorged, and more potato like-head while trying not to cry and simultaneously lecturing everyone else about protecting ‘democracy’ and ‘freedom’:
Stelter declared that in media “The hard part is sorting out the treasure from the trash,” and that “we must make sure that we’re representing the full spectrum of debate and what is going on in the country and the world.”
It wasn’t difficult to discern that Stelter is complete trash and for years lied to viewers and pushed a one sided narrative (Russian collusion, Hunter Biden’s laptop etc etc).
That’s exactly why he’s gone.
(phone rings)
George:Hello...Jerry?
Jerry:What the hell was that I just watched on CNN? It was sheer bologna.I almost believe they DID give you a mind altering drug before that farewell show.
George:I'm such a phony prick.
Jerry:There's nothing phony about you--you're a 100%,genuine prick.
George:This is worse than that one episode,when I suffered shrinkage after I jumped out of the swimming pool--and my trunks had come off.
Jerry:Actually,George,you're suffering from the OTHER example of shrinkage--when a company cuts down on its less productive workforce--which is definitely YOU.
George:I was pulling in 100,000 people a show--doesn't that count for something?
Jerry:About 0.01 on the Nielsen ratings,according to my estimates--not good enough.
George:Thanks Jerry--you're always so supportive.
Jerry:What's that?Oh,I wasn't listening--I was watching CNN.For some reason,it seems to have improved in the last 15 minutes or so.
George:Yada,yada,yada.
(END)
--GRA
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