By “W”
thu, may 11, 2023 4:07 p.m.
what, me care? Dept: ca post-1965 immigration act bipeds in deadly love-triangle
“Tracy Police Sgt. Michael Richards told cbs: ‘In my 20-some-odd years in law enforcement, I can’t think of that ever happening. It’s a tragedy, and our thoughts are with the family.’”
N.S.: But unless Richards is himself a homosexual or had a lobotomy, he’s thinking to himself, ‘I never saw a case in which a normal guy, much less an indian, had his wife and her lesbian lover both under the same roof, and killed ‘em both!’
What he did say is becoming yet another standard, leo cliché: ‘It’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen, in a million years in law enforcement.’
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12073561/Husband-shoots-dead-wife-girlfriend-lived-upscale-California-home.html
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ANOTHER SEINFELD REUNION EPISODE--AS COPS
Michael Richards("Kramer")is a cop now?He must have taken that idea from Bob Newhart.
Can you see Cosmo Kramer going into a house to view a murder scene?
Cop(extra):Right in here,Sgt.Kramer,is where the body is loc...
"Yaggghhhh!!!Why don't you warn a guy--Jeeesh."
(walks over to the deceased)
"Hey buddy,don't get up.I'm Sgt. Kramer--Tracy PD-- that's quite a welt on your noggin,I can see why you're dead,but you know what(snaps his fingers),I'm hungry--let's see what's in your fridge,before I look for clues."
(opens fridge door)
"Yowza,I hit the jackpot!Caviar,cheese...the WORKS."
(Officer Seinfeld walks in with Officer Costanza)
"Okay,Kramer,leave the food alone."
"Jerrrry--I'm starving!!!AAAUGH!"
"George,explain the rules to Sgt.Kramer again,about not helping yourself to the contents of a vic's fridge--GEORGE!"
(George is chowing down)
Seinfeld:"Give me that leftover meatloaf--hand it over. You know,this is the REAL reason we carry crime scene tape--to wrap it around the fridge to make sure the door stays CLOSED."
Kramer:"But it's so GOOD."
George:He's right,Jerry,the food is SUPERB--can't we break the rules just this one time?
Seinfeld:You mean like we were only going to break the rules,"one time',the previous 1242 times?
Kramer:You know your problem,Lieutenant Seinfeld?You can count too high.Now pass the potato salad."
(Officer Elaine walks in)
"Hey,save me some."
END
--GRA
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