“My Least Favorite Things”

[Re: “Underrated Blessings?”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Monday, September 12, 2022 at 1:27:00 p.m. edt

The topic brought this to me—a reworking of the Rodgers and Hammerstein classic from 1959 entitled:

“My Least Favorite Things” by GRA

Biden is speaking,
He mumbles his phrases,
He thinks it’s wondrous,
For mex to invade us,
Winter is coming,
The gas bills will spring,
These are some of my least favorite things.

Cities are war zones,
Our leaders are clueless,
The media ignore this,
They’re more than quite useless,
Food prices rising,
They pack quite a sting,
These are some of my least favorite things.
(Chorus)
When I get paid,
When I get laid,
Doesn’t seem so bad,
But then I recall

My least favorite things,
And then, I get good and mad.

Forced covid vaccines,
That don’t prevent illness,
Know-it-all lib’rals,
—made worse by their shrillness,
More blacks move near us,
The crime that they bring,
These are some of my least favorite things.

You cast your ballot,
Without much assurance,
That it gets counted,
with no interference,
The country is dying,
Fat lady will sing,
These are some of my least favorite things.

(Chorus)
When I get paid,
When I get laid,
Doesn’t seem so bad,
But then I recall my least favorite things,
–And then, I get good and mad.

--GRA