jihadi criminal boilerplate (humor; yes, humor!)

[Re: “man arrested after beheading young mother in middle of san carlos street.”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Friday, September 9, 2022 at 12:42:00 p.m. edt

I must be prescient—a couple days ago, I made a list of generic murders by ethnicity, so you could just plug their names in. This was what I had posted (before this current story):

arab murderer:
(Name) was neutralized by police, following the decapitation of a (city) resident today. Police were called to investigate the discovery of a human head in the (number) block of (street name), when (name) charged at them with a sword—after which he was neutralized by gunfire.

(Name) reportedly hated the United States generally—and White people—in particular. Described as threatening and psychotic, (name) wore camel-scented cologne which, along with his lack of clothes washing, resulted in the drawing of large numbers of flies to the area of his apartment complex where (name) lived.

GRA: I’ve never heard of a mex-muslim, but there’s a first time for everything.

--GRA