Thursday, September 29, 2022

not to be outdone by Melissa Viviane Jefferson (Lizzo), Beyoncé Knowles performs concert wearing George Washington's teeth

By R.C.
thu, sep 29, 2022 5:37 p.m.

not to be outdone by Lizzo, Beyoncé performs concert wearing George Washington's teeth

https://babylonbee.com/news/not-to-be-outdone-by-lizzo-beyonce-performs-concert-wearing-george-washingtons-teeth

Say, wasn't Lizzo's tour sponsored by a lap band surgery clinic?

Or was it a brazilian butt lift clinic?

https://www.nbcmiami.com/investigations/brazilian-butt-lift-deaths-on-the-rise-despite-efforts/2733843/



5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw Lizzo once and vomited.

--GRA

Anonymous said...

Who says things are worse today than 50 years ago?Back then,we had Pearl Bailey and Ella Fitzgerald.Today,we have Lizzo.
Come on,man.

--GRA

Anonymous said...

A few weeks ago I had occasion to drive to Seattle on a Saturday night. Like vampires at sunset, an incredible profusion of whores emerged from the cracks. One of them had a huge black butt with almost nothing on it and she was parading in the median of a divided street. It was disgusting--never saw anything like it until I saw the video of the slob playing the flute and showing off her outsized behind. Can't believe anyone would pay to be near that monster--if you fell in you'd probably never be seen again.

Anonymous said...

BEE:BIDEN WANTS HURRICANES NAMED FOR bLACKS

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Hurricane Ian made landfall in Florida, Biden held a press conference to criticize the hurricane naming system and vow that the next major storm will be named after a woman of color

"Seriously! Irma? Michael? Andrew? Ian? What's with all these white names, folks?" said Biden to several of his dead acquaintances who he saw sitting in the audience. "Why can't we have a Rosa Parks hurricane? Or maybe an Oprah? For real! It's not a joke! Come on, man!"

The World Meteorological Association immediately responded to Biden's request and confirmed they have several names of influential women of color they hope to use for the next deadly tropical cyclone.

At publishing time, sources confirmed Hurricane Lizzo is scheduled to make landfall next week(GRA:Must be twice the size of Ian,then--at LEAST.)

GRA:If the NWS agreed to naming hurricanes for blacks, newscasters would never be able to say the names with a straight face.
"Hurricane Shitousious is aiming for Texas ,while out in the Atlantic,three names storms are swirling about:Hurricane Atrocious,Hurricane Ogonna and Hurricane Vaginosis--none of which seem to be moving around much,but like most of their namesakes in the black community,are causing a lot of damage.

--GRA

Anonymous said...

The woman is a pathetic caricature of the American negress. In the flesh 100 % so. Grotesque and a spectacle. And MADE a spectacle of herself in the process.