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Borough president pushes for new trap program that intoxicates and drowns rats
N.S.: Why does the city have so many rats? Because it's overrun with filthy people, and diverse city workers don't do their jobs.
You won't smell a rat!
| | Friday, Sept. 6, 2019 Park Slope A prankster set the stage for Mayor Bill de Blasio's presidential concession speech outside hizzoner's go-to Park Slope gym.
Bushwick Cops are hunting three crooks wanted in connection with a string of Bushwick robberies beginning Aug. 8.
Downtown Borough President Eric Adams refused to intercede in his employees' illegal parking habits at a town hall meeting he convened to discuss placard abuse on Tuesday, claiming that — if other public officials get to abuse their parking privileges — he can too!
Editor's Picks This week we've got fantastic facial hair; antique archives; boozy burlesque; and much more! Brooklyn is the place to be!
Gowanus A new homeless shelter coming to Gowanus in November will cost taxpayers roughly half per unit as two massive shelters slated to open in nearby Park Slope the following month.
Marine Park Ice hockey fans flocked to a Flatlands sports pub on Aug. 30 to meet the famous Rangers player Stephane Matteau, whose outstanding performance in the 1994 playoffs helped the team clinch a Stanley Cup championship.
Coney Island It was a teal-ly good day!
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THE ANCHOVY--by GRA
NY TIMES GETS CAUGHT USING SAME MUGABE OBIT,AS OBIT FOR DEAD RAT PICTURED IN STORY,SUBSTITUTING "RAT" FOR MUGABE.
A large gray rat,the first prime minister of his NYC bourough and later president, who traded the mantle of liberator for the armor of a tyrant and presided over the decline of one of New York's most prosperous lands, died on Friday in NYC, where he had drowned. He was at LEAST 95 months old.
The death, at a local alleyway, was announced by his successor--another rat.
“It is with the utmost sadness that I announce the passing on of New York's founding father rat and former President,” he wrote on Twitter on Friday, using the abbreviation for comrade. “he was an icon of liberation, a pan-Africanist who dedicated his life to the emancipation and empowerment of his fellow rats. His contribution to the history of our rat filled nation and continent will never be forgotten.”
--GRA
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