Saturday, May 20, 2023

Alright, Guys! You Didn’t Like Hank Mancini, so Here Goes, with More Blood and Guts! teen, 13, fights for his life after being shot in the head by two masked assassins in hit in broad daylight near staten island projects

By N.S.

“teen fighting for life after being shot in the head [not that teen, this teen; that was a girl, this is a boy] near Staten Island playground

  “The boy, who sources believe to be a teen, was shot just before 4 p.m. around Fulton and Warren streets near the Stapleton houses, according to cops said.”

https://nypost.com/2023/05/19/child-shot-near-staten-island-playground/



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Robin Williams chimes in on Hank:

"Whoa,honk for Hank--not Hank Fonda--though you could honk for him as well,but Hank Mancini--nano,nano.And not Hank Wadsworth Longfellow--famous writer and porn star,though HE TOO could be honked for.Shazbat--seems I'm forgetting one or two Hanks.Let's see Hank Miller--but not Hank Aaron--they ALREADY called him Hank--so no honking for HIM--plus he's black--arr,arr,arr.

"All right,if you want more,I'll be on the "Afterlife Tonight Show" next Monday with Jonathan Winters,who will do his impersonation of Hank Kissinger--who he has down very well,since they're both roughly the same age,though one is deceased and one isn't.Can you tell which is which?Didn't think so.Gotta go--nano.nano."

--GRA