When I turned 20, my big sister told me, “No one expected you to make it to 16.”
That’s because people were always trying to kill me. But unlike the strangers trying to shoot down the fictional bomber pilot in Joseph Heller’s novel, Catch-22, I knew the identities of almost all the mopes trying to kill me.
I have since celebrated a goodly number of annual 21st birthdays. Many years ago, The Boss, who at that point had never heard of Gen. Edwin Walker, came into my study to complain that one of my enemies was going to shoot me through the window, while I sat at my desk.
Please help me continue my work, by making a generous donation through Zelle (see instructions below).
I thank you, and your posterity will, too.
Sincerely,
Nicholas Stix
P.S.: If you can’t presently afford to make a donation, please forward my blog items to friends and family who might appreciate them, and post links in Internet comment sections. Thanks in advance!
So far, I have signed up for Zelle for fundraising (since the PayPal and Payoneer disasters). If you have any other suggestions, please leave them at the bottom. Thanks, in advance.
1. ACCESS ZELLE®
Get started by enrolling your email or U.S. mobile number through your mobile banking app or with the Zelle® app.
2. PICK A PERSON TO PAY
Enter the preferred email address or U.S. mobile number of the recipient. You can send money to almost anyone you know and trust with a bank account in the U.S.
[Add1dda@aol.com It will say, “Registered as Louis.” Louis is my first name; it’s the family curse, among manchildren. ‘Louis begat Louis begat Louis...’]
3. CHOOSE THE AMOUNT
Enter the amount to send. Your recipient gets a notification explaining how to complete the payment, simply and quickly.
N.S.: We did a dry run, and it worked fine. I gave my chief of research $25 cash, and he then donated it via Zelle.
Let me know if you have any problems.
Sincerely,
Nicholas Stix
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