By Nicholas Stix “Sheriff: Baldwin Fired Shot on Movie Set that Killed Woman” https://apnews.com/article/entertainment-arts-and-entertainment-new-mexico-movies-santa-fe-915b39db68b559f03103171fdaecca79
Friday, October 22, 2021
Alec Baldwin Kills Female Cinematographer on Movie Set, and Wounds Male Director; ap Contributes to Cover-Up
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Baldwin is the current host of "Match Game".
Let's play.
Gene Rayburn will fill in--despite being deceased.
"Get ready to match the stars(?)RuPaul,Caroline Rhea--never mind--there aren't any stars to speak of--now here's the star of Match Game 2021...GENE RAYBURN
(applause)
"Thank you Johnny Olsen,it's good to be back again,but I see,THIS version of "Match Game" doesn't have any great celebrities.Who the hell is RuPaul,Ike Barinholtz or Leslie Jones?Give me Richard Dawson,Charles Nelson Reilly,William Shatner,Gary Burghoff,Jack Cassidy and Barbara Rhodes.But I digress.Here's our question:
Alec Baldwin shot two people on a movie set.When he was asked about the incident,he said,'I think I need a(blank).'
. (music)
(Speaking to contestant)
"Alec Baldwin shot two people on a movie set.When he was asked about the incident,he said,"I think I need a (blank)."
Contestant:"A lawyer?"
Rayburn:"Fine answer,but we've run out of time to check with these horrible excuses for celebrities to see if they match.I'm glad I'm dead and don't have to be hosting this crap nowadays--good night everyone."
--GRA
That one man playing around with a movie blank firing prop pistol killed himself. This more than an accident? Very strange.
The nominees for best acting performance,after killing one person and injuring another on a movie set are:
Alec Baldwin,"looking distraught and crying"--according to media,while walking out of the police station after interrogation.
The winner is...this is very exciting.
ALEC BALDWIN!!!
Filling in to receive the award for Mr.Baldwin is his brother Billy Baldwin.
"Alec wants you to know he is very pleased to be recognized for his acting talent again.Unfortunately,the jury didn't fall for it.Thank you,Academy."
--GRA
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