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Evening Update: AOC: Biden Picking Rahm Emanuel for Cabinet Would be 'divisive'
New York Post - NOVEMBER 9, 2020
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BIDEN'S DOGS SPEAK
(NYPOST)Come January, the White House will once again be a doghouse.
President-elect Joe Biden is returning to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. with two “First Dogs,” who are already building a loyal following on Instagram and Twitter.
“We are the First Dogs of the USA, Champ and Major Biden. You can call us #DOTUS,” reads the bio on an Instagram page for the two German shepherds, already more than 30,000 followers strong. “We love nom noms, snuggles and can’t wait to explore the White House!”
GRA:"Not only that,but we're toilet trained--better than our master."
"Can you say master anymore--oh oh,we might get banned from Instagram,Champ."
"No,we're Democrats--hey,you ruined my joke Major."
"Which one?"
"What's the difference between Joe Biden and us dogs?
"I know this one."
"We don't lick people's faces as much as he does and we poop on the floor less too."
"That's the truth AND a joke,ARF."
"Can you believe our master won the Presidency,Champ?"
"Unbelievable.If the country had only seen what we see around here on a daily basis,Trump would have won 100% to zero."
"Right--dogs are SUPPOSED to be naked when they greet people coming into the house--the 77 year old Democratic nominee shouldn't be doing that."
"He says,he 'forgets'--then he gets angry."
"Poor Mrs.B.She has her hands full."
"Yeah,full of Depends,a mop and bucket,pairs of pants for Mr.B to put on..."
"They get the point."
"Well,we thought we'd introduce ourselves to America--we'll talk again.Now we have to go guard Mr.B's bedroom door so he doesn't leave and wander outside again in the buff."
"Let's go.Talk to you later everyone,this is Champ..."
"...and Major signing off."
--GRA
This chica going to be around with her BS for a long time.
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