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Journalism is…

Journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving.

Iowahawk, via An Old Friend, 6:57 A.M. - 9 May 2013


Anonymous said...

The latest older,white bald guy to get the guillotine.

(CBS)Celebrity chef Mario Batali was abruptly removed from his role as co-host of "The Chew" on Monday amid sexual harassment allegations that span over a period of at least 20 years.
GRA:He says a lot of the charges "sound like me",but what i've seen mostly,so far,is social party butt grabbing.Certainly not a felony--imho--and probably normal behavior after a few dtinks,but Batali is a white celeb---Castrate and Hang 'Em.
Michael Moore--are you next?(My guess).
--GR Anonymous

Anonymous said...

Afterthought on Batali:
I looked in on "The Chew"-sans the accused one-and saw the three remaining members cooking something that LOOKED LIKE BATALI!!!Unless my eyes and ears deceived me,I could have sworn the convo went like this:
"A very special recipe today,as we're all going to show you a recipe for cooking Mario Batali."
"From the frying pan into the fire,Clinton?"
"You could say that.Lol.So the execs sent this down and we need 5 onions,a bag of carrots,garlic and lots of salt peter--I mean all the veggies and toss them in this gigantic roasting pan that Mario is sitting in--bound and gagged.Set your oven to 400 degrees and toss him in for 10 minutes per pound--250lbs--thats quite a bit of cooking time for Mario,but at the end of it--you'll have what the lynch mob wants--ROASTED MARIO BATALI.Good day everyone."
--GR Anonymous