Monday, February 23, 2015

Oscar Wins and Speeches by “Dumb” and “Dumber”

By Nicholas Stix

I didn’t watch, in spite of having an anti-vomiting agent and a bucket handy, in case. Actually, I didn’t even know that that it was Oscar night. All I knew was that it was my father’s birthday.

But Countenance watched, bless his heart. I hope he got combat pay for it.

The last time I saw an Oscar-nominated picture was Clint Eastwood’s Million-Dollar Baby. Have I missed anything?

1 comment:

countenance said...

What would Voltaire have been without his Paris?

That's why I watch these clown shows.