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By Grand Rapids Anonymous
wednesday, february 1, 2023 at 6:04:00 p.m. est

Here are some other ages of Hollywood types: Clint Eastwood, 92. Dustin Hoffman, 85. Robert Duvall, 92.

Duvall ALWAYS seemed old, but Hoffman and Clint?

“That’s wild stuff,” Johnny Carson just texted from The Afterlife Tonight Show.

“We’ve got ‘em loosely booked and ready to go on this year—whenever they expire. Rickles wants to talk about Kelly’s Heroes again—I said, “Don, give Kelly’s Heroes a rest.

“He said, ‘Just because you were never a movie star like I was—you shouldn’t be jealous, John—that’s beneath you.”

“I said, ‘What’s beneath me is my butt—which you try to kiss all the time to get on my show.”

“Oh sure, turn on the Jew who makes one-tenth the money you do.”

“One TWENTIETH—let’s get it right, Rickles.”

“And then we started taping tonight’s show.”

--J.C.
--GRA