The arkancide investigation

[“Clinton advisor’s death by gunshot wound in chest (with no gun found!) ruled a suicide, nine months after the fact!”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous

“That’s a lot of suicides by people the Clintons knew,” said Lieutenant Columbo.

“In my opinion, a full, independent investigation by a non-DOJ expert—like myself—could clear the matter up in no time,” the famed detective announced.

(Three months later)

“I’m sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Clinton, but you’re under arrest for facilitating the murders of many of your friends, employees, and others in your circle of crime. Take ‘em away, Sergeant.”

Bill Clinton: “I need a joint.”

--GRA