Wednesday, February 22, 2023
What if There Had been a Jap version of Hogan Heroes, called Hogan’s HeLoes? (Video)
[“on japanese-run concentration camps.”]
By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Wednesday, February 22, 2023 at 10:15:00 a.m. est
With that in mind, a Jap version of Hogan Heroes, called Hogan’s HeLoes, could just as easily been made. Werner Klemperer as Colonel Chink (instead of Klink).
Chink: What did you want Hogan?
Hogan: The men are tired of Asian food, Colonel—we’ve had nothing but rice, brown gravy, and soy sauce since we were captured-it goes against the Geneva convention.
Chink: Too bad—we haven’t gotten up to the “Gs” yet in war protocol. Anything else?
Hogan: Yes, you look familiar—didn’t I see you in a German POW camp, when I was deployed there? Where’s Schultz?
Chink: Too overweight to be cast as an Asian soldier—so he plays a Sumo wrestler in THIS version.
Hogan: How often does a Sumo wrestler turn up in Hogan’s HeLoes?
Chink: Newkirk and LeBeau find out in episode 5 and 6—DIS-missed.
--GRA
Hogan’s Heroes: Opening and Closing Theme
Kenneth Washington?! Who was that? That can’t have been a 1965 episode, because Ivan Dixon played that role the first five seasons. Thus, it was a 1970-71 episode.
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3 comments:
Kenneth Washington?His career just exploded after that didn't it?The Kinchloe character was black,just like 007 was White,but I don't know if Washington played Kinchloe or was just a black who happened to be sent to Stalag 13 AFTER Kinchloe departed.
Was Kinchloe sent home like Brittney Griner?
Questions,questions.
--GRA
Answer:The role of Richard Baker was played by Washington.What were the odds of two blacks being captured and sent to the same POW camp--one replacing the other?
Like being hit by lightning.
--GRA
If the airline soldiers were prisoners of Japanese, they can expect only a 50% chance of surviving captivity and many of those that did survive, ended up with the illnesses that causes drastic drop in your life expectancy
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