Sunday, June 15, 2014

From The Onion: Single Mother of Three Graduates from UCLA with Three Degrees

By A Texas Reader

“After two years at West Los Angeles Community College and three-and-a-half years at UCLA, the department scholar is graduating with two bachelor’s degrees and a master’s in African-American Studies.”

So, UCLA does not have a graduate degree in underwater BB stacking?

I guess African-American "Studies" will have to suffice.

Oh yeah, and she "works" for the government?

And she wants to "work" for the DA?

Another single, black mother who is totally dependent upon the government.

How many stereotypes are there in this puff piece?

N.S. My reader-researcher is much too cynical. For this is clearly yet another instance of black genius, which we have in the millions!


Anonymous said...

This story isn't from the Onion. It's a real story, from CBS in Los Angeles

Anonymous said...

Well, I know the degrees could not have been in underwater basket weaving (maybe) as blacks do not do well in water.

Elliot Foley said...

LOVED your reply to the guy who had the temerity to say, "check your privilege"

"Check your privilege"? Did you really say, "Check your privilege"?
-Nicholas Stix

Nicholas said...

Thanks, Elliot. I couldn't help myself.