"'Mark the Knife' Sanchez Sentenced to Five More Seasons with the New York Jets"

By Abolish Tenure
tuesday, october 7, 2025 at 6:55:00 p.m. edt

new york post is letting me down. Front page cover "SNAPPED" today, "UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS" a couple days ago.

Not bad, but c'mon, guys! "MARK THE KNIFE."

Double Darin' you to do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgVRs2ihO4g


By Abolish Tenure

tuesday, october 7, 2025 at 6:57:00 p.m. edt

Babylon Bee story: "Mark Sanchez Sentenced to Five More Seasons With the New York Jets."

"This punishment is surprisingly cruel," said Sanchez's attorney...

https://babylonbee.com/news/mark-sanchez-sentenced-to-five-more-seasons-with-the-new-york-jets