By Abolish Tenure
wednesday, october 29, 2025 at 8:41:00 p.m. edt
JACQUARIOUSES. Ah! Got it! Saved me from the faux pas of saying JACQUARII in mixed company.
Remembering Don Pardo announcing the "Rhesus Monkey Torture Kit" as a prize on SNL's Jeopardy 1999.
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Covid,herpes and hep C--and they're still running around full of piss and vinegar. The medicine they're taking must be outstanding. So to paraphrase,as the one broad said to the other broad in the diner,in "When Harry Met Sally"--"I'll have whatever the monkey is having."
--GRA
Ha! More fun than a barrel of monkeys. Aggressive diseased lab monkeys in wacky 2020s America where lots of legal experts would deem them as entitled to sue. As soon as the judge takes a break from issuing injunctions against Trump, who I'm sure is at fault in this case, somehow, anyhow, because, because, ... because Trump.
Yes!"uncle ben" crump has been looking for a new area to monopolize the courts for his personal gain. "Monkey Law"--why not?
--GRA
NOT ONE,BUT THREE MONKEYS STILL ON THE LOOSE(THEY'RE REPRODUCING THAT QUICKLY--OR bLACKS ARE COUNTING?)
(ZH)Three research monkeys are still mysteriously missing in Mississippi after a truck transporting the test primates toppled, leaving officials scratching their heads about who managed the monkeys, who moved them, and where the merry mammals were meant to go.
The monkey muddle has left a mess of unanswered questions for authorities.
Officials initially said Tuesday that all but one of the escaped rhesus monkeys had been killed. But the Jasper County Sheriff’s Department later clarified that Tulane University’s team of primate professionals entered the trailer that evening and determined three monkeys had made their getaway.
GRA:
Jacquarious:So how many of them is still loose?
Dumbshitious:Well there WAS 24 live ones in the truck,now there's 21 dead ones. That means...
(Both of them at the same time)ONE LEFT!
Jacquarious:Wait a minute,maybe they's countin' US too.
Dumbshitious:Why would they do that--want a banana?
Jacquarious:Peeled this time.
Dumbshitious:You NEVER do things normal,nigga.
--GRA
WERE TWO OF THE MISSING MONKEYS LOCATED IN GRAND RAPIDS? ONE(LIKELY bLACK) "ACCIDENTALLY" SHOT ANOTHER IN THE FOOT--AND "CANNOT BE LOCATED"
GRA:I don't buy that this was an accident.
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (WOOD) — A person was shot in the foot at a home on Grand Rapids’ northwest side in what police said was an accident.
It happened at a home on Broadway Avenue near 11th Street NW around 8:17 p.m., according to the Grand Rapids Police Department.(GRA:Part of the west side ghetto.) Police say one person was shot in the foot by another person who mishandled a handgun. The gunshot wound was not life-threatening, GRPD said.
The person who fired the weapon has not been located, according to police.
GRA:Is there a chance they're White? THEN it was an accident. But the area is saturated with blacks(used to be 100% White 30 years ago).
--GRA
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