there may be a slight problem in fairfax county, va, but nothing to interrupt your watching of the view (various corpses)

[“progress in fairfax county, va means a rash of strangulations.”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
tuesday, march 7, 2023 at 12:04:00 a.m. est

They make it sound minimal—as if head lice were making the rounds:

“Uhh, we have to address this ‘problem’ of...strangulations. Yes, I repeat, strangulations. You might have thought I was going to say something minor—like head lice or an increase in the numbers of black squirrels in the area, but strangulation has become a bigger problem than those things—or even unshoveled sidewalks, I dare say.”

Strangulation is a problem.

I think everyday, I’ve heard it all, but then something else comes along to make me open up the crazy vault and add to the contents.

“Didja hear, Bertha, we got a brand new nuisance that just popped up around here.”

“Do tell, Vern, what is it? Mr. Ferguson’s muffler sounding too loud again?”

“No, everyone’s gettin’ STRANGLED.”

“My word.”

--GRA

N.S.: https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/virginia/more-needs-to-be-done-to-better-address-the-rising-number-of-strangulation-cases/65-b006fd54-bd5f-4868-8646-7ad8da21705b

I apologize to our readers, but we at WEJB/NSU, like thousands of readers of wusa9 have been the victims of a hoax perpetrated by wusa9 fake news reporter, Matthew Torres, victim services division director Saly [?] Fayez of the fairfax county police department; fcpd police chief Kevin Davis; juvenile and domestic relations judges, the “strangulation institute,” activist-“expert” Leslie Morgan Steiner, fairfax county commonwealth’s attorney Steve Descano, and assorted other John and Jane Does.

“Strangulation” means choking someone to death. However, these characters are not talking about any murders. Thus, they are talking about alleged choking incidents, but deceiving the public into thinking they are talking about murders. This sounds like a successor to feminists’ institutionalized hoax, whereby they make people think they’re talking about rapes by speaking of “sexual assaults,” whereby a man may have groped a woman, patted her on the butt, kissed her, or even had consensual sex with her, and thereby turn stats for sex crimes into fakestats.