White Amy Robach becomes a coal-burner; black T.J. Holmes and her get caught cheating on their spouses—and have been for a year

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
wed, november 30, 2022 at 7:52 p.m.

(people) “it looks like good morning america hosts T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach are much more than friends and colleagues. the internet has been going crazy since both abc anchors deleted their instagram accounts following intimate photos of them on what appears to be a lovers’ getaway in upstate new york being circulated online.

[N.S.: Sounds like a classic case of a cuckolded spouse hiring a private detective.] “according to people, Holmes and Robach went mia on ig wednesday after the daily mail published images of their romantic rendezvous. in several of the snaps, the hosts are shown cuddled up in a bar, and in one picture, Holmes appears to be squeezing Robach’s behind. in another photograph, the pair appeared to be holding hands in a car.

“an unnamed source told people that although the pair had chemistry in the newsroom, no one took it seriously since both parties involved were married.

“‘there were rumors they were having an affair about a year ago,’ the source says. “’a lot of people believed there might have been some truth to it because you can see there’s a mutual affection there. but everyone ultimately chalked it up to friendship because they always said they were both happily married.’

“both Robach and Holmes have been married for 12 years. 45-year-old Holmes is married to attorney and philanthropist Marilee Fiebig, and on their 10th anniversary, he wrote her a touching facebook post dedicated to her ability to withstand all the foolishness he’s put her through. in fact, he referred to it as her ‘built-in black woman superpower.’

[N.S.: But she’s not black!]

“‘10 years ago, Marilee Fiebig married me. And despite my best efforts, she remained married to me the past 10 years,” wrote Holmes on Mar. 1, 2020.

“‘that’s not hyperbole. I’m not being dramatic. I gave her plenty of reasons, excuses, and opportunities to walk her fine ass out the door. but instead, with her built-in black woman superpower, she showed a grace and patience that’s incomprehensible.’”

[N.S.: “Touching”? That’s crude.]

“he continued, ‘Asking her for another 10 years would be asking too much. another 10 months? that may even be a stretch. if she gave me another 10 weeks, I should consider myself lucky.’”

GRA: T.J. has the black b.s. down perfect. But what's wrong with Amy Robach falling for it? What’s wrong with HER brain?

--GRA