dam: dogs’ anuses matter: canine rape victim hires uncle Ben Crump as counsel

[Re: “‘florida man’ had sex with dog in front of people; damaged church property, mailbox.”]


By Grand Rapids Anonymous
saturday, december 10, 2022 at 1:31:00 a.m. est

The dog has hired “Uncle Ben” Crump to handle the potential multi-million-dollar lawsuit—and child support case.

“I don’t just take the cases of stupid negroes who run from—and fight with the police,” Crump stated, “and this here is an example of that. Dog’s Anuses Matter (DAM).”

--GRA