Monday, May 25, 2020

Golden Retrievers Deliver Beer, and Cheer Up People during Pandemic (Daily Quota of Feel-Good News)

By R.C.

"Ultimate Combo: Golden Retrievers Deliver Beer and Cheer Up People During Pandemic."

R.C.: What dogs did Betty Ford and Ted Kennedy have to fetch them beers?

N.S.: Betty? Male strippers. Ted: World-class "lobbyists."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Scientists had to breed a new species,by combining a pachyderm with a St.Bernard--to service Ted Kennedy lol.