Aesop's Fables—Updated to GRAesop’s Fables

[Re: “Racist Hate Crime Nursing Home Attacker Jaden Hayden is Playing the Crazy Card!”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Monday, May 25, 2020 at 7:30:00 P.M. EDT

Aesop’s Fables were innocently constructed stories with easy-to-follow morals at the end of them. These are MY updated “fables.”

The Hooker and the Social Worker (CNN story)

Because of a pandemic, the Hooker could not get work. She ran to her nearest government office to complain that she hadn’t any money to pay rent.

“You poor thing, let’s call up CNN,” said the social worker.

Soon there was plenty of good publicity about the plight of prostitutes.

Moral: Even prostitutes are ranked higher than white people by BSM (black sympathizing media).


The Black Man and the White Woman

One day a white woman was jogging down a street. She glanced into the distance and saw up ahead of her, a car broken down on the side of the road—with a black man standing alongside. When she reached the vehicle, being a trusting liberal soul, she asked the black male if he needed any help.

“Yes, please, would you look into the trunk and find a wrench?”

“Certainly,” she said, and proceeded to the trunk. “My, you certainly are a gentleman, saying ‘please’ and all.”

As she leaned in to find the requested wrench, she was pushed into and locked inside the trunk.

“I’m going to kill your white ass,” said the black man—and he did so shortly afterwards.

Moral: With blacks, things aren’t always as they appear.


The Media, the Black Thug, and the Old White Man

A young black was sent to live in a nursing home with an elderly white man. After the 75-year-old white man was bloodily beaten by the black thug, very little about it was mentioned by the media.

Moral: Just because an incident is not reported on a widespread scale, doesn't mean it didn’t really occur.


The Black Woman and the Disease

A disease began spreading throughout the land. In some areas, if you weren’t careful, you could catch it. A black woman did just that and after she died, her sister complained about white people to ABC, a network hungry to join the other networks as purveyors of the anthem: “Whites are always being treated better than blacks.”

Moral: When two groups of liars (blacks and the media) join together, the lies do not decrease in number.
--GRAesop.