Saturday, April 27, 2019

Warm Weather and Full Moon Cause Scores of Blacks to Riot in Downtown Chicago; 12 Arrested

By "W"
The weather did it.
Lede paragraph:
A dozen teenagers were arrested downtown Sunday, as the warm weather once again brought a rowdy crowd of young people, fighting and causing chaos in the River North neighborhood.


Anonymous said...

That combination of phases of the moon and warm weather a stimuli. Like with Pavlov and his dogs. Ring the bell and get the response you desire. Moon and weather just right and they riot. Sure.

europeasant said...

Make sure everyone knows the "Derbyshire Rules". Especially rule #10.

"(10) Thus, while always attentive to the particular qualities of individuals, on the many occasions where you have nothing to guide you but knowledge of those mean differences, use statistical common sense:

(10a) Avoid concentrations of blacks not all known to you personally.

(10b) Stay out of heavily black neighborhoods.

(10c) If planning a trip to a beach or amusement park at some date, find out whether it is likely to be swamped with blacks on that date (neglect of that one got me the closest I have ever gotten to death by gunshot).

(10d) Do not attend events likely to draw a lot of blacks.

(10e) If you are at some public event at which the number of blacks suddenly swells, leave as quickly as possible."

Anonymous said...

Must be the reason why hot, densely populated urban areas like Tokyo and Singapore turn into homicidal hellholes every summer....