Wednesday, October 01, 2025

The Juan Soto story

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
monday, september 29, 2025 at 11:09:00 p.m. edt

Juan Soto will get injured next year in april, and be out for the season. Aren't I an optimist?

--GRA


By Abolish Tenure
tuesday, september 30, 2025 at 6:44:00 p.m. edt

The babylon bee has an article about mr. Soto today.

Smart: This Man Joined The Mets So He Could Get Whole October Off Every Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/smart-this-man-joined-the-mets-so-he-could-get-whole-october-off-every-year



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If the guy you paid monster bucks for to get you into the playoffs doesn't do it,he's got to go. They could have finished with a similar record without him.

--GRA

AbolishTenure said...

There's the old line about "He retired last season but never informed the Manager".

By the way, a shout-out to all you federal employees who took the deluxe get-outta-here severance on Tuesday. Also to the ones enjoying your second day of paid vacation (a/k/a shutdown).