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Love, American Style Season 2, Episode 19. Originally aired November 27, 1970. Starring: Diane Keaton (Louise), Monte Markham (Andy), Julie Cobb (Valerie)
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Should have been Woody opposite Diane in this one. Same lines--would have been hilarious.
--GRA
AFTERLIFE TONIGHT SHOW CLIPS CELEBRATING JOHNNY CARSON'S 100TH BIRTHDAY
Ed McMahon:It's the Afterlife Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson. I'm Ed McMahon. Tonight,we commemorate Johnny Carson's birth--100 years ago--with clips from:Jack Benny,Don Rickles,Frank Sinatra,Burt Reynolds,Dinah Shore and undead guests,Dyan Cannon and Dolly Parton. N-o-w-w,heeere's Johnny!
(applause--standing ovation)
Carson:Thank you...thank you. Welcome to,what would have been,my 100th birthday today--and we're having a little get together--on this very stage. Our show is brought to you by the makers of Jack Daniels and Camel cigarettes--which both did me in before I hit 80.
Ed:Yessir--very true.
Johnny:We've got clips of all your favorite moments in a minute,but first,I see President Trump has demolished part of the East Wing of the White House,where the First Ladies have historically had their office. I guess Melania didn't take the hint,with that eviction notice,a week ago.
Ed:Hi yoooo.
(Johnny walks over to shake hands with Ed at the desk)
Ed:Happy birthday,oh great one.
Johnny:Thank you,oh drunk one. Should we show our clips?
Ed:Yessir.
Johnny:Remember this one when Jack Benny,Don Rickles,Burt Reynolds and Dinah Shore appeared together in 1972?
(clip starts with Burt and Dinah smooching)
Johnny:Hey Burt,it says in the National Enquirer that you and Dinah are quite an item.
Burt:Nah.
Dinah:Mmmm mmm.
Burt:Don't...mmm...believe everything you read in the...Enquirer...mmm...it's a rag.
Rickles:What does the Enquirer say about me,John?
Johnny:That Phyllis Diller turned you down.
Rickles:NOT TRUE!
Johnny:You mean...you and PHYLLIS DILLER--DID?
Rickles:THAT'S NOT TRUE EITHER!
Jack Benny:Ohhh,Don.
(end of clip--audience applauds)
Ed:How about the one where Frank Sinatra,Dyan Cannon and Dolly Parton appeared on Halloween in 1976?
(clip starts)
Dyan(in Dolly Parton costume):You must be between marriages,Johnny(giggling),that's the only time I get invited on the show--plus you have a devil outfit on.
Johnny:You know me so well,Dyan. Nice Dolly Parton outfit--you know I can't resist that.
(they start smooching)
Dolly Parton:Except I'm REALLY Dolly Parton.
Johnny:Happy birthday to me--eight days LATE!
Frank:Wait a minute,I'm Frank Sinatra--who do I get to make out with?
(Rickles runs from behind the curtain,dressed as Ava Gardner)
"Choose ME,Frank--I'm so LONELY!
Frank:Get outta here,you nut--but you don't look too bad with HAIR! Come here.
(Rickles laughs and walks over,where Don gets a big kiss)
Rickles:Jeez,Frank.
(Phyllis Diller takes her Sinatra mask off)
Phyllis:Guess again--a ha ha ha.
(Rickles faints)
(clip ends,birthday cake is brought out)
Johnny: Good clips,Ed--wild stuff.Well,that's our show...thanks for watching--good night,everyone.
--GRA
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