Thursday, October 02, 2025

"Munich oktoberfest closed due to explosion & bomb threat"

By R.C.
sent: wednesday, october 1, 2025 at 05:20:25 p.m. edt

https://www.infowars.com/posts/munich-oktoberfest-closed-due-to-explosion-bomb-threat



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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Hogan's Heroes 2025"

Schultz:ACHTUNG!Colonel Klink is HERE.

Col.Klink:Ho-o-o-gan!

Hogan:Yes,colonel.

Klink:Today is Yom Kippur and...

Hogan:That's a Jewish religious holiday--how do YOU know today is Yom Kippur--are YOU Jewish,Colonel?

Klink:I should say not.

Hogan:Smart to deny it,Colonel,your secret is safe with us--right guys?

Newkirk:Actually,with my one three minute phone call this month,I called General Burkholder and,kind of,spilled the gefilte fish sauce--I didn't know this was supposed to be hush hush,sir.

LeBeau:Oui,I did the same thing--sorry Colonel.

Klink:The phone lines have been down for three days--nice try. ANYWAYS,I understand you have a new P.O.W. who IS Jewish--an Allan Konigsberg?

Woody Allen:Uhhh,yes,that's me-did I receive a special Red Cross package of matso balls and manna?

Schultz:HA HA HA--sorry herr commandant.

Klink:What are yoooou,some sort of comedian, Konigsberg?

Woody:With the right audience--none of them NAZIS!

Klink:I just thought I'd tell you that some muslims--who are the ones actually taking over the European continent--committed a horrible act today in Manchester--but it WASN'T the Germans--I wanted to make that clear.

Woody:Wait--what's going on--am I on a ''Hogan's Heroes" reboot? Because if this isn't,I'd already literally be--a shrimp on the barbie.

Klink:One more thing and I have to go---here's your one matso ball--let's go Schultz.

Schultz:Jawohl,herr commandant.(whispers to Woody)There WERE three of them to start with,but I was SOOO HUNGRY!

Hogan:See ya Schultz,remember this face--you'll see him on Ed Sullivan next week.

Schultz:Jolly joker!

(That next Sunday night,Klink and Schultz are watching "Ed Sullivan" in Klink's office.)

Klink:Isn't that...?

Schultz:I see NOTHING!

END

--GRA












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