Wednesday, October 01, 2025

In other Third World Medical Professional news

By Abolish Tenure
Wednesday, October 1, 2025 at 7:50:00 AM EDT

In other Third World Medical Professional news, an Egyptian ob-gyn got caught playing naughty with data, flinging his bad seed worldwide, not just 8-minute mid-operation fling with the nurse in the utility closet.

Excerpt: Ibrahim A Abdelazim is on the faculty of Ain Shams University, Cairo ["Shams", you can't make this up, but you can make up data] had TEN papers retracted by journals."‘Biologically implausible distributions’ and self-plagiarism result in 10 retractions for ob-gyn". That was as of August.

Like Dr. Feelgood, he just wanted a change of scenery. He moved on to "Ahmadi Hospital in Kuwait".

And he just scored two more retractions, including this one. "The author stated that Group 1 in this paper was identical to Group 1 in their previous article. However, Table 1 of this article displaying the maternal and gestational age of the patients contains different data from that shown for the same group in the previous article. Furthermore, the author disclosed that the statistical analysis of the patient data had been outsourced to a statistical specialist, [like Obama outsourced his autobio to Bill Ayers?] As a result, the author was unable to explain or verify the methodology used to calculate the p-values and Chi Square tests."

What's next for Dr. Abdelazim? USA opportunities abound. Ob-gyn to trans birthing-parents, speaking of biologically implausible distributions. Crime statistician for NYC, Chicago, Dallas? Des Moines has an emergency vacancy in the Superintendent of Schools office and diversity is a must. Third World Science isn't wrong, it's just different, and racists need to accept that and don't forget the money, $305,000 a year or whatever.



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why do I think of Groucho when I read about this "Dr."Abdelazim?

"Open your mouth and say ahhhh."

"Why doctor?"

"During sex,it's good for my ego."

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--GRA