Monday, March 10, 2025
Check out the new tv game show craze: To Tell the Troot!
[“‘I'm black, I have a right to steal!’; ‘Yeah, well I’m black, too, and you ain’t got no right to steal from me!’ (graphic video)”]
By Grand Rapids Anonymous
saturday, march 8, 2025 at 7:42:00 p.m. est
To Tell the Troot
I could hear Garry Moore on To Tell the Troot introducing three nigs, saying just that:
“#1, step forward and say what you want to do.”
“I’m black, and I have the right to steal.”
“#2.”
“I’M black, and I have the right to steal.”
“#3.”
“I is black, and I has the right to steal.”
Moore: You’re job, panel, is to find out who’s black, and believes he has the right to steal. Let's start with Kitty Carlisle.”
“Number one, do you steal?”
“NAWWWW, not ME.”
“Number two?”
“No, I DON’T.”
“Number three?”
“NEVER!”
(buzzer sounds)
Moore: “Let’s go to Soupy Sales”
“Number three—are you in blackface?”
“Yowza.”
“Number 2—blackface?”
“Dat’s right!”
“You’re White?”
“Dat’s RIGHT!”
“Number one—you’re black—I can tell by your big african lips.”
(Buzzer sounds)
Moore: Time’s up. The panel has cast all their votes for #1. Now, will the real blackie that thinks he deserves to steal...please stand UP.
(The only nig contestant of the three rises up from his chair.)
Moore: “Number ONE!”
Kitty: “It was easy, once we figured out who the black guy was—they never admit their crimes.”
Moore: “Good night, everyone, for To Tell the TROOT—hey where’s my wallet?”
--GRA
By Anonymous
saturday, march 8, 2025 at 9:23:00 p.m. est
with apologies to GRA - - To Tell the Truth - - Nipsey Russell wasn't on the panel by any chance?
Orson Bean votes for Number 1 with a doodle of a lawn jockey holding a number 1 and confesses "I really have no idea. We don't have any black people in Vermont."
Garry: "Number 2, you tried hard but didn't get any votes, what is your real name and what do you do, please?
"My name is Rachel Dolezal..."
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FANTASTIC JEOPARDY CHAMPION,HARVEY SILIKOVITZ(AFTER FIVE YEARS WITH PARKINSONS)DEFEATS 8 TIME CHAMP EASILY.
GRA:Sitting in what appeared to be a wheelchair,a not very intimidating looking,middle aged man named Harvey Silikovitz,unleashed an almost photographic memory on eight time champion,Laura Faddah,running away with the victory.
Harvey Silikovitz,statistics: 35 correct, 2 incorrect.
A lawyer with a very Jewish accent(recalling Jackie Mason),but the mannerisms of also Parkinson's afflicted,Michael J.Fox,Silikovitz,seems to have a lot of knowledge at his disposal(with instant recall)and as long as his button pushing finger keeps working,I wouldn't bet against him--though he might get tired,one would guess.
--GRA
No,on second listen,he does not sound like Jackie Mason--talks too slowly. Truman Capote,maybe.
--GRA
Harvey didn't have it today,against two very smart younger challengers. Probably the three most intelligent contestants on "Jeopardy" at one time(except for tournaments)in a long while.
--GRA
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