Friday, March 17, 2023

“Second Alarm Fire in the Bronx”

By N.S.

That was what the tv screen said, about an hour ago, during the wpix11 news.

There’s no such thing as a “second alarm fire.”

wpix’ middle-aged, White, helicopter guy said it correctly, speaking of a “two-alarm fire.”

They’ll have to get rid of the White helicopter guy, and replace him with a colored person, and/or homosexual, who says things like “second alarm fire.”

Speaking of which, the morning wpix11 news is hosted by young, openly homosexual Dan Mannarino, who somehow has two little children, and Hazel Sanchez, a cute, middle-aged, lady (51) of filipino descent, who used to be gorgeous. Mannarino is sporting a light-green tie, and Sanchez is wearing a handsome, dark green dress, in honor of St. Patrick’s Day.

How much longer will they still do that?

Apparently, Sanchez’ married name is Hazel Sanchez Rapciewicz. She has three young daughters, including two identical twins (fertility drugs). (She was already 40 when she and her hubby got hitched.)



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

As Rickles said at the Gridiron Dinner the other night,"I'm the only normal person HERE!"

--GRA