Robach and Holmes MIA on gma 3; What Our Least Favorite TV Sluts Might say, if They’re Allowed Back on

[“Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner (but not for long)?”]

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
monday, december 5, 2022 at 1:25:00 p.m. est

Well, in case anyone was betting on this, Robach and Holmes, “have the day off today,” according to their grinning replacements on the gma 3 show.

I guess the pair need time to write a little story to read on the air--if they make it back on air.

It will probably sound something like this:

“Hey, y’all. Amy and I want to say something about the current situation involving the two of us.”

“That’s right, Mandingo—I mean, T.J. It’s been a rough few days for us. We were hoping to keep our relationship secret, so it wouldn’t come to this, BUT...pictures were taken—and now this is all out in the open.”

“Right, and since it is, I want to say a couple things: I’m proud to be wham-bamming this girl to my left. For 49, she still is very limber, which is what I need in a sex partner, but we’ve also seen the stories about when we met, and I just want to say, we DID NOT cheat on our spouses...

(LIE DETECTOR ALARM GOES OFF)

“That’s right, we never consummated our relationship until much later than is being reported—long after we’d separated from our spouses.”

(LIE DETECTOR ALARM GOES OFF AGAIN)

“What the...hell is that? Anyways, we believe in being faithful and not cheating...”

(LIE DETECTOR EXPLODES, FIRE BREAKS OUT, STUDIO EVACUATED)

--GRA