Wednesday, December 07, 2022

bottoms up! 79-year-old man gets beer bottle stuck up his rump

By R.C.
wed, dec 7, 2022 10:28 p.m.

bottoms up! 79-year-old man gets beer bottle stuck up his rump

https://www.wnd.com/2022/12/bottoms-79-year-old-man-gets-beer-bottle-stuck-rump/

Is that you, Barney Frank?

brown bottle?



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where does he stick his suppositories?

--GRA

Anonymous said...

A man (an emergency room physician now) once told several people about the cases of homosexuals coming to the emergency room with various items stuck up their rears. Seems they (or their partners) push the items in and the rectum closes and they can't get them out. When I first saw this story I thought it was another example of a queer accident, but unfortunately criminals did this to the poor guy. A cop with a bomb sniffing dog told me about how dogs can detect cell phones up the keister--something necessary to stop criminals from smuggling cell phones into prison. What is hard to believe is the reported cases of small handguns smuggled in the rear (or front of women). Hard to believe they would fit. When I read the story of the guy with an AR-15 stuck in his pants, this came to mind, but presumably that would only be a dream for even the most "experienced" homosexual.