Sunday, December 13, 2020 at 2:41:00 A.M. EST
I. A Gentile is visiting his mom. She spends all day cooking his favorite meal, but very close to dinner, the son gets a text. He tells his mom he won’t be able to stay for supper. The mom says to him— “Okay.”
II. A Gentile man walks into a clothing store and asks the store employee, “How much does that suit cost?”
“$499,” is the reply.
The Gentile says, “Fine, I’ll take it.”
III. Two Gentiles, who haven’t seen each other for a while, run into each other on the sidewalk.
“Hey, long time, no see—how’s business?”
“Terrific,” says the other man.
Jerry Seinfeld says that last joke is his favorite of all time.
--GRA
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