Real Buzz Aldrin Spends 50th Straight Year on Moon Trying to Signal Earth to Warn of Imposter

-----Original Message-----
From: The Onion <newsletters@email.theonion.com>
To: add1dda@aol.com <add1dda@aol.com>
Sent: Fri, Jul 19, 2019 3:20 pm
Subject: Real Buzz Aldrin Spends 50th Straight Year On Moon Trying To Signal Earth To Warn Of Imposter

VALLIS ALPES, THE MOON—Yelling and waving his arms frantically in the hope that someone out there was paying attention, the real Buzz Aldrin was reportedly spending his 50th year in a row on the moon Friday trying to warn Earth of the imposter who had taken his place. "Come on, I'm right here, dammit," shouted the…

Read more...

View in browser         America's finest news source     Video          Politics          Sports          Local          Business          Entertainment

Real Buzz Aldrin Spends 50th Straight Year On Moon Trying To Signal Earth To Warn Of Imposter   VALLIS ALPES, THE MOON—Yelling and waving his arms frantically in the hope that someone out there was paying attention, the real Buzz Aldrin was reportedly spending his 50th year in a row on the moon Friday trying to warn Earth of the imposter who had taken his place. "Come on, I'm right here, dammit," shouted the… Read more...         Mark Warner Holding Up Long Line Of Senators Waiting For Diving Board At D.C. Reflecting Pool     Pube-Riddled Razor Laid To Rest Following Long Battle With Bikini Line           White Supremacists Warn Idealistic Trump Some Compromise Will Be Necessary To Achieve Their Goals     'Now I Understand How Nazi Germany Happened,' Says Astonished Man Finally Playing 'Wolfenstein 3D'             Onion Politics   MORE POLITICAL COVERAGE             News in Brief Simon, Garfunkel Pose Perfectly Still In Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Exhibit To Avoid Security Guard Catching Them Living In Museum     Infographic How Different Colors Affect Your Brain And Body     News In Photos Sweating, Beet-Red Child Descends From Treehouse Assuring Everyone It Not Too Hot To Play Up There

New Videos Popular Videos All Series           5 Things To Know About 'The Lion King'     SHARE THIS WITH FRIENDS OR SPAM YOUR ENEMIES               POPULAR VIDEOS   SEE ALL           Tips Every Dog Walker Should Know     5 Things To Know About 'Deepfake' Videos     5 Things To Know About 'Stranger Things' Season 3

AMERICAN VOICES SEE ALL       Mark Sanford Considering Running Primary Attempt Against Trump       'Game Of Thrones' Receives Record-Breaking 32 Nominations

STAY CONNECTED FOR EVEN MORE                 About Us        |        Contact Us        |        Privacy Policy        |        Unsubscribe     DON'T FORGET ABOUT OUR OTHER SITES       The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. © Copyright 2019 Onion Inc. All rights reserved  |  730 N Franklin St, 7th Floor, Chicago, IL 60654