Thursday, July 25, 2019

The Sublime Comic Artistry of Jimmy Kimmel (Robert Mueller’s Congressional Testimony)

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Thursday, July 25, 2019 at 12:01:00 A.M. EDT


I just happened to have Kimmel on tonight for his “no comedy monologue.”

He ranted about Trump and Republicans, “who attacked a war veteran—Mueller.”

For Trump he stood there and called Trump “A criminal and a liar. He colluded with Russia and covered it up.”

He then showed video clips of Republicans at the hearing who were, “covering up for the liar.”

His big (and only) joke: “The Republicans are on their knees so much for Trump that they should be paid $130,000 like another person—named Stormy—was paid, for getting on her knees.”

Hi-yoooo. I guess it’s back to the sex jokes.

So if you missed watching Kimmel tonight, you see... you didn't miss anything (as always).

N.S.: Richard Nixon was a war veteran, as were Joseph McCarthy, Donald Rumsfeld, and countless other people Jimmy Kimmel surely hates.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Kimmel must have meant Mueller is a war veteran in the war against whites and America,not the Vietnam War that I assumed he was referring to.