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Robert Kraft Agrees to Take Voluntary Leave of Absence from Orchids of Asia Day Spa

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JUPITER, FL—Insisting that he didn't want to place an undue burden on a group of people who have served him so well, New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft released a statement Thursday announcing his plans to take a voluntary leave of absence from the Orchids of Asia Day Spa. "It is incredibly difficult to walk away…

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Robert Kraft Agrees To Take Voluntary Leave Of Absence From Orchids Of Asia Day Spa

Robert Kraft Agrees To Take Voluntary Leave Of Absence From Orchids Of Asia Day Spa

JUPITER, FL—Insisting that he didn't want to place an undue burden on a group of people who have served him so well, New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft released a statement Thursday announcing his plans to take a voluntary leave of absence from the Orchids of Asia Day Spa. "It is incredibly difficult to walk away…

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

jerry pdx
Despite the relentless news reports of black & hispanic child sexual predators the typical negro continues to believe with every fiber of his being that it's "whitey's thang": https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/05/portland-child-rapist-who-threw-cup-of-water-at-prosecutors-face-gets-60-days-in-jail.html
In this case 43 yr. old black man Demarcus Ramone James raped a 12 yr. old girl and had 60 days added to his sentence for throwing a cup of water in a prosecutors face. The 60 days was on top of his 25 yr. sentence. Wonder how much time he's really going to serve.