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jerry pdx
Despite the relentless news reports of black & hispanic child sexual predators the typical negro continues to believe with every fiber of his being that it's "whitey's thang": https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2019/05/portland-child-rapist-who-threw-cup-of-water-at-prosecutors-face-gets-60-days-in-jail.html
In this case 43 yr. old black man Demarcus Ramone James raped a 12 yr. old girl and had 60 days added to his sentence for throwing a cup of water in a prosecutors face. The 60 days was on top of his 25 yr. sentence. Wonder how much time he's really going to serve.
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