Ohtani? Nohtani!

["breaking: Shohei Ohtani's interpreter allegedly stole millions for illegal gambling."]

By N.S.

Ohtani? Nohtani!

Help! I'm a prisoner of the new york post’s Gauleiter!

Whether Ohtani is a gambler, you’ve buried your lede. The real story is, how can a man travel 10,000 miles abroad, and make tens (hundreds?) of millions of dollars per year, while refusing to learn the language of the country where he’s earning it? And why would the citizens of that country tolerate this? Ohtani? Nohtani!

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