“Like a Bridge over...”

By Grand Rapids Anonymous
saturday, march 2, 2024 at 3:13:00 a.m. est

Sung to “Bridge over Troubled Waters” (Written by Paul Simon, sung by Simon and Garfunkle)
Re-written by GRA

When you’re stupid,
IQ’s low,
And you have jumped a train,
As it was going slow,
You’ve moved topside,
Oh, the ride is rough,
And you start to look around.

Like a bridge over nig train surfers,
It will knock them down,
Like a bridge hitting nig train surfers,
Heads will not be found.

END

--GRA