By A Texas Reader
Fri, Jan 1, 2021 6:30 a.m.
"Blood Everywhere": Aggressive Squirrels Terrorizing, Attacking NYC Residents for Weeks
N.S.: At first, I figured the headline for a joke by ATR, whereby "aggressive squirrels" was a euphemism for young black supremacists.
 | Some people living in a Queens neighborhood are afraid to leave their homes thanks to aggressive squirrels on the loose. dfw.cbslocal.com |
ATR: Seems to have attacked only Third Worlders.
Must be a White nationalist squirrel.
Or even a White supremacist squirrel.
The Squirrels from Brazil.
A prequel.
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As Letterman would say,"The squirrels in Central Park are getting so violent that even if you LOOK at their nuts,they'll attack you.Used to be,you actually had to physically grab their nuts to piss them off that much,Paul.
Shaffer:"Right Dave,hahaha"
-GRA
IN OTHER "NUTTY" NEWS,THE ANTI-WHITE FACTION IS ATTEMPTING TO RUN KEN JENNINGS OFF "JEOPARDY".
By Hayley FitzPatrick
Ken Jennings is addressing some of his past tweets.
In a series of posts on Wednesday, the "Jeopardy!" champion, who will be the show's first guest host following the death of Alex Trebek, apologized for "unartful and insensitive things" he's previously said on the social media platform.
"Hey, I just wanted to own up to the fact that over the years on Twitter, I've definitely tweeted some unartful and insensitive things," he wrote. "Sometimes they worked as jokes in my head and I was dismayed to see how they read on screen."
MORE: Ken Jennings will be 1st 'Jeopardy!' guest host as filming resumes
Jennings went on to explain why he has not deleted some of his past tweets that were deemed offensive.
"In the past, I'd usually leave bad tweets up just so they could be dunked on. At least that way they could lead to smart replies and even advocacy. Deleting them felt like whitewashing a mistake," he tweeted. "But I think that practice may have given the impression I stand by every failed joke I've ever posted here. Not at all!"
One of the tweets he shared reportedly included a joke about a disabled person. He apologized for the since-deleted tweet, which reportedly read, "Nothing sadder than a hot person in a wheelchair," in 2018.
"I never did a public flogging thing for this but I did apologize personally to angry/hurt people who reached out personally," he responded at the time. "It was a joke so inept that it meant something very different in my head & I regret the ableist plain reading of it!"
Other tweets of Jennings' that many have called into question include a since-deleted remark about Barron Trump and a joke about fans who had seen the 2015 film "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" early, which many connected to several terminally ill fans who saw the film before its premiere date.
LeVar Burton thanks fans for petition calling for him to be next 'Jeopardy!' host
(GRA:THIS is what the dust-up is all about--getting LeVar Burton in and Jennings out.)
In his posts Wednesday, Jennings said he is "truly sorry."
"Sometimes I said dumb things in a dumb way and I want to apologize to people who were (rightfully!) offended," he tweeted. "It wasn't my intention to hurt anyone, but that doesn't matter: I screwed up."
(GRA:Is it enough?I doubt it.)
Jennings, a 74-time champion of "Jeopardy!", was announced as one of the show's interim hosts last month. Production for the show resumed on Nov. 30.
Happy New Year,fellow Whites.
--GRA
I suppose it is possible for any animal to have mental issues--look at all the Democrats with Trump Derangement Syndrome. But I also think it is possible we aren't getting the whole story. There used to be a mother squirrel who would run to me if she saw me in the yard, come when I called her, and sometimes was waiting for me when I opened the front door. She was never aggressive and it took a lot of patience to get her to take a cracker from my hand. I have also lived in places where the squirrels in the parks would climb right up your leg to get a treat--but they never bit. Similarly you hear people who claim that raccoons are vicious and dangerous--but one usually finds that the person cornered the raccoon or let their dog menace it and the animal only defended itself. I have fed up to 27 raccoons while sitting on the ground among them and the only time I got a growl out of one was when I foolishly tried to pry apart two raccoons who were fighting. One turned and growled at me and I ceased trying to push them apart--end of problem. Once a baby raccoon opened his mouth wide and looked like he was about to taste my bare knee. A loud "hey" and the baby withdrew and never tried to see what I tasted like again. A mother raccoon would bring her babies with her while she ate from a pan of food on my lap. She would let me pet her and let her babies climb all over me. Once she even left the babies with me and went back to the woods for 45 minutes before she returned to get her babies back. If you treat animals with respect you generally have no problem with them--unlike the animals commonly found in inner cities.
Mad squirrel disease. Bergoo stew. Made from the brains of small animals. Rabbits. squirrels, etc.
Still waiting for that "kraken." What's taking so long?
The squirrels are kraken nuts as we speak.
--GRA
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