Wednesday, July 17, 2019

The Newest Installment of Hollywood’s James Bond Follies, or Let’s Make Everything Black, in Order to Insult Whitey, While Making Him Pay for It!

 

The one and only real 007: Sean Connery in Goldfinger (1964)
 


By Grand Rapids Anonymous
Sunday, July 14, 2019 at 9:13:00 P.M. EDT

Laugh of the Day or Asinine Decision of the Day (you choose): James Bond will be a black woman from now on.

How else can you describe what’s happening in Hollywood—other than “LET’S MAKE EVERYTHING BLACK!” The Little Mermaid will be black, now one of the great characters in cinematic history will be—get this—A BLACK CHICK!

Who made this decision? Do the producers of 007 think that lifelong fans of a white James Bond will rush out to see this aberrant miscasting of their favorite adventure hero? Or doesn’t it matter anymore, if whites decide to pay to go see this sh*t, or not.

While we’re reinventing everything that used to be white—and turning it into the negro’s image, let’s have black “Star Trek” (Uhura can be played by a white woman), black Rooster Cogburn, black Bewitched, black I Dream of Jeannie, black Homer Simpson, black Bugs Bunny (“Whazzup, Doc?”), black All in the Family—black EVERYTHING. Remember, we're told, all this is being done—supposedly—to be inclusive of the 13% of our population.

Ulterior motives abound. How about phase 2 of whitey replacement is now in full overdrive?

I do have one question though: What’s a whitey actor gotta do to get a job anymore?
--GR Anonymous

 


The fake, black, female 007, Lashana Lynch, isn't even pretty.
In his prime, and even past it, Sean Connery was much better looking


 

1 comment:

jeigheff said...

This whitey won't be paying to see this.